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"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe ![]() |
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12
OMG.
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“Your gums are bleeding because you need to floss more often”
“No, I’m pretty sure my gums are bleeding because you’ve been poking holes in them with your little metal hook for the last fifteen minutes.”
I need to laugh.
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i love STP Emergency Relief Fund Campaign because they have direct contact with the Moro Peoples Core and inform people who are donating about the progress of their work, continuation of struggle and are transparent with where donations go. they are in the hands of the communities and people most affected!
A man saving his dog after Typhoon Sendong
Typhoon Sendong has left more than 927 dead, hundreds missing, and 47,000 crammed into evacuation centers. Perform an act of kindness this holiday season by donating to the victims of this tragedy through the STP Emergency Relief Fund Campaign. Your funds will go directly to the people affected.
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Frame 4 = Success at last!! [video here]
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I’ve always wanted a cat with an ugly squashed face.
Alan Rickman saying “breasts” over and over
Case in point
shut up i’m working on it
Bailey
not from Futurama but I have this
